What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:02

Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
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-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
Moonraker
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Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What was Easter day like for you as a child?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s